just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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