I looked at my own cervix.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think a kid would responsible me up
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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