wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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