Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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