Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Is Oprah even human
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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