I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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