Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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