We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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