he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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