I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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