You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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