You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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