apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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