Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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