then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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