After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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