it hurts more in the daytime
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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