im drinking this country out of the recession.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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