Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This baby is an asshole
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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