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i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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