Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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