Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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