it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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