grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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