Just cropdusted the office
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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