11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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