So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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