You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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