I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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