I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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