..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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