The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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