I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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