it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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