Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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