remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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