His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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