just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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