carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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So many bounce houses so little time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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