she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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