so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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