its not stalking. its research.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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