yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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