She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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