Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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