is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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