You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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