I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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