Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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