Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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