she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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